Archive for February, 2010

C’est triste d’oublier un ami

Posted in Uncategorized on February 27, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

It wasn't so much the ennui brought about by the move to the suburbs that Patches dreaded, but the indignity of never being able to never ruin another pair of $2000 shoes with his fecal matter was too much for him to take.

Pussy Magnet

Posted in Uncategorized on February 26, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

'Nuff said.

Math

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 25, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

If Law and Order is on at least 45 times a day in every single TV-getting country in the world, please calculate how much self restraint it takes the average human not to send ol’ Knuckles there to the farm.

Pit Boss Will Own You

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 24, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

Animal Planet’s Pit Boss is the cure for the depressing big man, tiny dog relationship. In fact, it’s the exact opposite of that sad pairing. Pit Boss showcases little people being totally badass with big ol’ pit bulls. Watch Shorty Rossi (center), owner of Shorty’s Rescue pit bull rescue group, prove he’s the coolest mamma jamma on the block after the jump. Continue reading

“Jersey Shore” Already Has a Full Cast, Kid

Posted in Uncategorized on February 23, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

Kiss away, young man, because nobody else is going to love you with that chinstrap.

If You Love Yourself, You’ll Skip This

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on February 22, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

Once seen, this video cannot be unseen, much like testicles, once retracted into the body, are unlikely to descend.

Definition

Posted in Uncategorized on February 21, 2010 by sadmensmalldogs

In case you were wondering what the opposite of baller status looked like, please refer to Exhibit A.